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      Goodr Vincent's Absinthe Night Terrors Sunglasses 

      Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

      So named for the black fingernails and teal eyes of the late-and-great-tortured-artist and social-absinthe-alcoholic who most don't realize was also an ultra-long-distance sprinter. His famed Starry Night painting was inspired from an overnight 72K race he lost to Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec. You can't make this stuff up sober.

      NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
      NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
      ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
      NO LEOPARDS: Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).